Would you still love me if I had no teeth
Yeah why?
Cuz i woke up this morning and a few are gone
Just turned my microbiology homework into a drinking game. The words are getting blurry but I think we're really bonding.
The djing cat is back again. I think he just makes appearances when im shit drunk just to fuck with my mind.
I fell alseep but then some dude picked me up. Comforter and all stuck a blunt in my mouth and carried me back downstairs because "I wasn't done partying"
First I must say that I am disappointed to learn that you knowingly have trashy friends with whom you've not hooked me up.
we should probably just go check in at the police station right now
I have decided that today will be all about indulgence and hedonism.
So "I hate myself Mondays" has extended to Tuesday this week. I just had peanut butter and a glass of wine for lunch.
So I just got drugs from a house with a giant cross on it. Thank you, Jesus.
Honestly, this is a first for me. I've always prided myself on my ability to pretend to get along with others.
Is it weird that I'm smoking a cig on my back patio in a sports bra and underwear?
I've made a new rule for socializing in the winter: if it doesn't involve me orgasming or getting drunk I can't make it
Slept in and having coffee. No sounds of whipping and no veiny dildos next to me. This is good. How's your mornin?
He wants to play improv games now whenever he gets drunk. Sometimes I just do not have the energy for that kind of a thing
My parents are being so annoying about my colon.
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