Is pulling weed out of a vagina a good thing or a bad thing?
dude you made out with his girlfriend and stole his credit card to buy more drinks
well when you put it that way, I sound like a terrible person
remind me not buy ky at kmart ever again. Had to get a manager to open the locked case. then he stood there and watched me look through the selection
I hate that ur telling me this.
My history teacher just took his shirt off cuz the classroom was to hot. And then he invited us all to join him.
high in an attic. pig roast in 10.
She just got out of the car and said "hold on purse.. It's going to be a bumpy ride"
He got 20 stiches.. Who knew so much damage could come from a single shopping cart.
THAT WAS PROBABLY MY ONE CHANCE TO SLEEP WITH A MAN NAMED BORIS AND YOU RUINED IT.
It's take your daughter to work day... I really shouldn't be here right now
Baked and hanging out with Al from Home Improvement's son. You can't make this shit up. Tuh-rippin balls
Dude, you can't even imagine the trip, I actually thought that there were Care Bears sitting next to me at the bar, I'm pretty sure I started hitting on the pink one.
If you loved me you'd bring cheese fries and a condom
Remember when we made out in a Chik-Fil-A drive thru?
it was a hallmark card with butt plugs.
She squirted. We were both surprised. I'm that good.
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