did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
Apparently he doesn't remember leaving the bar
If I spent $100 at the bar and didn't get laid I wouldn't want to remember anything either
I just speedwalked down the broken metro escalator while high. Basically all my worst fears combined
there's chicken and sequins in our bathroom sink. part of me almost wants to know what happened
You just kept rubbing her head and repeating "I really like your head, I want your head..." over and over for like 10 minutes straight... And she didnt even stop you.
you were sitting on your bed looking out the window, rocking back and forth naked, saying how peaceful it looked outside
Apparently I walked up to him, mumbled something incoherently, then started to make out with him. Why does this always happen.
Those were the days I had no morals... Dark times.
Shall we take a trip back?
My drug dealer is making me hot tea during the snowstorm...I'm a fan.
They installed a lotion dispenser in the bathroom at work... its like they want me to masturbate on the clock...
As long as he continues to be our subleaser and continues to fuck me, I think it's acceptable for me to steal a piece of bread here and there.
I just want to eat my penis shaped food in front of you and see how you feel about it.
My mom and sister were over. When my drunk roommate came home, he yelled "GOT BITCHES IN MY CONDO"
Bra is off & I'm snuggled in a pizza. Adulting is good.
I NEED HELP. IM TRIPPIN BAWLS IN THE BACK OF MY MOMS CAR.
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