Don't you send me to vm
He probably put up nude pics. He seems like that kind of guy.
I was excited because I thought I didn't have to tell you about the crabs, but surprise! You got em!
i am high, trapped with a bunch of skaters and asians watching a cat on lsd on youtube, the girl on the couch next to me is getting fingered, and there is lady gaga playing. god has forgetten about me
Don't worry. I just took 2 benadryls and beat off. I'm practically sleep texting
I just dont think you can meet a stranger after youve heard them cum through the walls though
You keep saying things....but all I'm hearing is kegs
So my mom wants me to come swim with dolphins with my little sisters in October. I'm not sure how to tell her I saw a "when dolphins attack" special when I was rolling and am now terrified of them.
Somehow it went from suicide to pierced nipples. I think we're good.
I will not be held responsible for my vagina's poor judgment.
Yes. I am out of condoms. I kept filling them with glow paint and playing with them when I was on mushrooms, which resulted in me having unprotected sex last weekend
just had sex in a stairwell with six feet five inches worth of drama
whenever dudes said you had nice tits you'd scream at them "This double push-up bra is full of deceit and lies!"
Ever get that feeling that you're the back up booty call and half way through securing the fake date excuse to try to get in your pants, the guy hears back from the original booty call and drops the conversation with no explanation?
ready for a night of bad decisions, horrible moral standards, and an unhealthy amount of illegal substances.
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