Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
btw, your gf is going to want to talk to you today...and consequently you're probably not going to want to talk to me...just a heads up
Having skype sex with him in the lounge at 1:45am...THIS IS WHAT HE DOES TO ME
5th glass of wine. There's pictures of Jesus everywhere. It's like you're constantly reminded of your sins here.
DIN'T JUSGE NE.
and I keep making him eat me out and buying me presents, this is paradise. I wish he cheated on me earlier.
It's ok that you're screwing someone else while trying to get back with me, I'm banging three girls while I ignore you.
First of all you can never say anal too much. Second I now think you're a total gentleman.
Rarely has that paragraph ever been put together
Also, I'm going to TRY and be casual this weekend, but really, we need to be serious about equally dividing our time between party and bullshit.
I just used bulldog clips for nipple clamps. Also, a wooden spoon as a paddle. DYI Domination or Ghetto Bondage?
If Plan B had a rewards card I would have earned so many free tote bags by now
Don't go to jail over some guy named Bunky
I couldn't even tell you how many times I've said "wrong hole" today
Heeyy... sorry I got so drunk. You probably don't ever want to see me again. Thank you for dealing with me when I tried to jump over the deli counter for some mayonnaise.
I can't wait to see you & have espresso-fueled sex
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