Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
The girl in the car behind me just took a bowl hit. I miss college.
Life lesson: Don't ever put your penis in a crazy girl. Especially if she's married. And has a kid.
I forgot it was 4/20. that COMPLETELY explains the 7/11. i was like "that's a lot of white dudes... and they're really into snacking."
She can't really be mad at me. I made you two sisters... Dick sisters.
If a Romanian girl's marriage isn't considered legal in the US then she's fair game right?
Cute underage boy is in my house.
OH MY GOD. DON'T DO ANYTHING. WHY IS HE IN YOUR HOUSE.
Dude random question. Where you with me when the vulture got electrocuted from the power lines and fell on the sidewalk in front of us?
They're fighting and it sounds intense. Cross your fingers for their demise
Toss in some raw meat and play heavy metal music. It will insight violence.
30 year old woman with braces and crocs came into the store today with her boyfriend. what am I doing wrong.
I'm sorry that you wanted to get laid and I all I did was play with your new cat instead.
You wouldn't put pants on to see my parents.
I remember being like "I can't hold both of you guy's hair back!" so I put headbands on each of you
I just baptized you in budweriser and you were cool with it
Just woke up to the cat unconscious on my stomach, his face between my tits, purring to bring down the walls. I'm endeared and horrified at the same time.
Randomize
