Using pokemon references during sexual acts is always a good idea.
Just got arrested at PF changs. Happy New year, China
it appears as though my vagina has gotten the best of me again
You tried to poop in the sink last night.
You don't understand. This could be the last time I shave a star into my vag. Get over here.
Probably TMI here but I just rubbed one out while listening to thunderstruck, almost ripped my dick off.
If you sleep with him again I'll have you spayed
ok I know you arent happy with the way we ended but paying someone to pass me an STD is TOTALLY FUCKED!!!
He just didn't want his drunk dick pulled out of his windbreaker at the family party
He was like the most intimidating looking guy you've seen in your life except he was really shittily doing the two step
i can't hookup with him because someone else bit my vagina
My fart just smelled like the inside of white castle, I mean spot on, no difference whatsoever.
The guy next to me on the bus has one hole in his jeans that has over 20 mini dicks drawn on his leg. Classic.
Just saw a girl I banged wearing a pro life shirt downtown. Not sure where to start with that.
I’m on my way to fuck the new hockey player
Ride him like a Zamboni
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