i'm watching degrassi (go figure) and the episode is about jimmy not being able to get a boner and now he's famous and rapping about popping pussies..i dont get it.
I can't get into him, he looks really young. I'd feel like I was blowing the Gerber baby.
I cant wait for the day that I tell my daughter I named her after my favorite porn star.
After we had sex, she played this little piggy with my toes
I just made a friends list on fb of all the guys ive hooked up with. genius.
She said my dick tasted like a junior mint. Ive decided im using this soap the rest of my life
His "hunger Strike for change" lasted 4 days. Hi welcome to my coke binge last weekend....not impressed
I just helped a group of highschool stoners find a safe place to smoke I feel like a responsible rolemodel
Any day that has a special name thats capitalized means you need to need to call in sick and get day drunk. That's why they are there.
We tried to hook you up with a girl but you said you'd rather fuck the large muscular black man because "At least he'd be tight". He was the bouncer, he heard you.
You're a five foot adderall and caffeine fueled ball of sexual frustration and suppressed rage. It's only a matter of time before you snap. We're taking bets on when.
How long is enough time to schedule homosexual exploration... Like an hour?
It's fun yes. But hard on the body. I woke up with her purse, socks and one of her shoes in my room. The other shoe was outside. What the fuck were we doing last night?
The closest thing I've had to an orgasm lately is sneezing nonstop from fucking allergies.
I want you to defile me in my childhood bed.
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