We got a party bus for the nite. I found out the hard way why stripper poles are meant for girls.
He moved away. I mourned his dick all of Sunday. I feel a little better now.
ITS DAYLIGHT SAVINGS TIME SUNDAY EVERYTHING IS GOING TO BE OK AFTER ALL
Honestly, it's not that easy picking a Saturday night outfit that can translate to Palm Sunday mass. Priorities.
My vagina senses are tingling. I know your here.
We didn't have a blender for the margaritas, so she tried to use the garbage disposal and wasted half a handle of my grandpa's good tequila.
I face planted right in front of a cop. He looked at me, shook his head, mumbled "freshman" under his breath, helped me up and told us to get home safely. I love college.
You did a line of free coke with an obese Slovenian unlicensed cab driver in the toilets of the most questionable strip club in the country. New low man.
When you put it like that, I'm inclined to agree.
It's gonna be one of those someone is getting divorced parties
And I told him that even though were not together, if he has sex with anyone I would have sex with someone else, video tape it and send it to him.
She said she wouldn't get out of hand. When the cops showed up she jumped off the 4ft high porch and fell into a ditch. She then buried herself because she was wearing light pants and though the light from the cops flashlights would reflect off her pants. We couldn't find her for 40 minutes.
So that prostitue I banged at Steve's bachelor party just texted and invited me to a BBQ at her parents. Never again doubt the power of the cock piercing.
In theory, it seemed like it would work.
It smells like graded cheese and febreze in the family room what the hell have you been up to???
It was just another case of she fell in love I fell asleep.
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