So you maybe wanna hang out again? I could use the $5
Whatever I can do to help stimulate the economy
I woke up this morning and "The Wood" was on tv. Touche TBS, touche.
Theres this fat girl in desperate need of the proactive factory in my class and as i watch her shovel food in her face I am struggling to not only keep down my meager lunch but also to stay straight. Eliza Dushku couldnt even get my flacid dick to move
This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
im at planned parenthood. the form wants to know what our usual form of contraception is?
anal.
she left out the fact that she had a kid until she told me not to suck on her tits too hard or milk would come out.
he woke up with $200 in his pocket and had to buy his cell phone back from a hobo at the bus stop.
Just found my shirt from Saturday, got an automatic contact buzz.
I dont think that yelling at the medic "Christmas is gone, fuck off santa" was the best idea when you couldnt feel your legs.
The guy you fucked with the lazy eye is here, im avoiding contact by texting you. But i just looked up and he recognizes me, theres no way he doesnt. I'd remember the girl who called me quasimodo all night too. Sober me feels so bad.
I am the worst sexter. i actually told him .. if i had a penis, it would be hard right now. BTW thats a turn off.
Next time she asks for a ride to her "cousins" house and it turns out to be a booty call we're charging her for each mile.
Oprah Winfrey is a jealous, vengeful god
You're going to hell! And you're going to hell! And you! And you. You're all going to hell!!!
Oh fuck, I'm officially a cougar..he's got the same name as my grandson
answer honestly do you think i can make a bloody mary with ketchup????
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