oh posh. I need a real boy. To fill my void. This guy has potential. He is a Republican.
***** and i were talking about Republicans today. They are usually the champs of mediocrity but we decided mediocrity is underrated.
I hope you're ready because I look like an elf on crack had a baby in the medieval era and that baby grew up to be a whore
You were parading around the bar chugging girls drinks and then asking them if you could buy them a drink. It was actually genius
lets put it this way..we'd win on tool academy
If tjhis were a lake full of vodka and i were a ducl Id swim my way down and ddrink my way up
He's so young, I keep getting a mental image of him in footie pajamas. It's cute but it's wrong. Or is it?
The shit show didn't end. it just relocated itself to my apartment instead of yours.
you also need to get my treadmill fixed.
I'm keeping track of how many times I've said "Shhh, act like you're not naked." in my life. So far, 3 times.
Best feedback on my performance so far: "There are things that can't be unseen."
It was really strange. I feel like I had sex with a synchronized swimmer.
Is it normal, that tacos make me horny?
Fuck. What bets did I make about "yeah when the Cubs win the World Series" that I gotta reneg on????
does 2pm fall under the wake n bake category?
He told me he loved me and I told him I shit myself
What? I'll do just about anything if you give me a sticker.
Randomize
