You look like a girl that would like strip clubs
listening to techno makes your hand move faster while masterbating
The dutch village is so much worse hungover. Fuck them and their wooden shoes.
Fell asleep in bio again. Sometimes i feel like college is just one really expensive nap.
i knew it was time to break up with him once he pulled out the Halo foreplay costumes
He wants to call Lloyd's of London and have my mouth insured.
There's a cop, a pizza guy and a half naked girl outside along with a dog that I don't know. It feels like I walked into a Judd Apatow movie.
I hugged the bouncer as we left.
I went to bed at ten on a Friday night I have virtues to spare
omg he is no good in bed, bless his little heart and his big dick
She fell off the bed and giggled until she passed out naked. It was really weird.
Probably not gonna date her.
My nerves will need dicks later so.. I'll call you
THEN YOU WILL NOT GET TO SEE MY TITS TONIGHT OR IN THE NEAR FUTURE YOU HEARTLESS BASTARD
SHE MASTURBATED TO THE THOUGHT OF ME HAVING AN ALL DUDE THREESOME WITH HER EX BOYFRIENDS.
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weed, brooklyn, rough sex.
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