We succumbed to passion, and then he had to go meet his girlfriend. End of story.
Go ahead. I tried to back up ur budhism story but she mite be catching on
Dammit. I hoped that would work. Just tell her I'm doing my pilgrmidge to Nepal or something.
Second day of summer classes and i already got this girl to send me nudes during class
that is WHY your in summer classes
worth it
Fuck you, jack daniels. I feel like satan laid an egg in my brain.
But he found my shoe...that at least deserves a handjob.
im currently assessing the tequila situation in preparation of your arrival
He stopped mid-sex to read the subtitles on a Korean movie we had playing in the background.
This juggling 3 dicks is getting exhausting
Just so you know, I woke up with 2 oven mits in my bed and no clothes on.
What did you two do last night and why did Sam send me a picture of your dick?
Cocaine is ok on a cleanse, right?
go for it girl, the world is ur dick oyster
Secrets from the porn industry: liTERALLY SHOVE A SEA SPONGE UP YOUR VAGINA GO ON DO IT
Hey. You got pizza and sex. How much more can you ask for?
Real life skills section of my resume: blow jobs, food knowledge trivia, sarcasm, mascaera application, sexting, tolerance of rail liquors
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