we used that portable toilet as a cooler to keep coronas. next person who tells me hospitals arn't fun needs to come party in rm 180.
I just showed my tits to my brother on chatroulette. Could my life get any worse?
Ya I fucked her.. But now Melissa is gonna find out
Just tell her that in a man's never ending war between his heart and his dick... His heart never wins
did you come by the house last night? I found a half eaten corn dog in the mail box.
sitting in the bathroom telling some girl to keep puking or she will die. while holding a beer. nursing school rocks.
you have failed as an in class drinking partner.
Its not that hard, just find a girl reading 50 shades of grey and point her my way
Someone just walked into the bar with a pillow
I don't know whether to judge him or give him a high five
I would really just like to get laid somewhere that's not on a bathroom floor at this point in my life
just found out that she named her cat after me.
Matt's offering to breast feed it.
she is like a cock bee. instead of going from flower to flower she goes from cock to cock
Totally reading about penis envy for my final exam
I just deff did the walk of shame.. His roommate/manager woke us up. A dog scared me on my stumble to the car.
This is why I'm single.
That confirms what we've all known all along. I'm a bad gay. I have no fashion sense.
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