There's a vagina buried somewhere in there.
Ive had to apologize to every girl i know today because of you
I think im definitely allergic to shell fish. Or hungover. Probably both.
She literally crushed my balls between her butt cheeks. It was both the greatest and worst thing ever. Dancers are awesome.
i feel sorry that you can never enjoy the feeling of shaved balls
Just found a bag of weed nailed to the door that my dealer dropped off since I wasn't home. God I love Boulder.
I met her dad while holding 4 empty beer bottles at the opera house. I think I made a hell of an impression.
Didn't know hookah bars could end badly. I feel for her hair
It's 3 in the morning and there is a bird chirping it's head off outside. GOD DAMNIT THIS IS NOT A TIME TO SING OF YOUR CHEERFUL BIRD MERRIMENT YOU STUPID BIRD CUNT!
I never thought I would have to put a band-aid on my penis.
Drunk assassins creed leads to explaining to my father that "it was only a steak knife in the arm"
I haven't had a bra on since I quit my job.
I think I need practice at oral sex
I own a practice facility.
They call you PBJ boy because you were trying to seduce me with pieces of a peanut butter and jelly sandwich. Successfully might I add.
Guuuuurrrrrl! He ate the 🌮like it contained the Covid-19 vaccine!
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