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Totally about to meet up with Ryan in an empty parking lot. Expect to fuck him. Yes I know it's 3am. Slutty? Possibly. Excited? Damn right.
seeing an 80 year old woman puke in the bushes changes everything...
that's spring break in florida for ya
He refused my I'm sry gift of ANAL. That's how angry he was.
I got mine. It's a truly beautiful penis. Plus he pulled his tongue muscle on my vagina.
Find me a date. With a beard. I want him to rub his beard on my tits. I'm not even into that stuff but I think it'd be so warm.
is anything happening tonight?? I'm soooo in need of a tasteful and healthy bender.
He literally named all the parts of the vagina as he fingered me. No more pre-med virgins.
I stole all of the toasting champagne and did an interpretive dance to "wind beneath my wings". I am literally everything you're not supposed to do at weddings.
But your showmanship is impeccable.
I would date him. For 1 month. Just so I could say I was a trap queen for 1 month.
Just want the two of you to know, I went to a golf tournament today. Respectable, expensive… Flipped the golf cart. Seriously, I'm 40. What the fuck?
Is it fucked up to venmo someone for plan-b?
there is a tent in the living room. its a vip tent room. i want in.
I'm declaring this weekend Captain Morgan weekend
You declare every weekend Captain Morgan weekend...
You just don't understand... :'(
tell me about the fingering
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