It was still light ouot when we were walking up Pier Ave and she kept asking if she could suck my nipples.
I got oddly confused when she started talking in third person in bed.
decided to have an easter egg hunt this year. the golden egg has weed in it and all the others have shots of vodka. who said we were too old for easter?!?
The bride says you won't want any of the single ladies...
Let's let the open bar be the judge of that.
You guys bombarded us in the bathroom and that kid whipped his dick out and peed in the sink.
There is no amount of alcohol that can make me forget I had a Jimmy Kimmel sex dream
Ryan got so drunk he gave a hobo $20 and I had to zip tie him to the bed so he doesn't out stupid himself
Signs you do Molly too much. Glow sticks fallout of random articles of clothing on academic row
Well... I got her number now... I think she is a dish best served drunk
Nothing says I love you like a silicone dragon dick
Rock bottom: having sex rejected while your boyfriend talks in his sleep as you stuff your face with Girl Scout cookies
Okay, the good news, found Jared, all IDs accounted for, Jack is meeting us at yours with your requested the delivery. The bad news: Lost Alice, banned from Stages, possibly fucked my TA in the bathroom.
He's literally cuddling with the washer and dryer.
you said, "the pool was totally tequila. and i left my shoe halfway across town. and by shoe i mean car" it appeared to me that you didn't have your shoes or car.
He broke through his window then signed his name on the biggest peice of glass from it. I think they framed it and named it 'best party ever'
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