dude i doubt hes gay
I CAUGHT HIM BEATING OFF TO MENS HEALTH!
I looked up to you, until I saw her walk out of your room.
you kept slapshing your drinks on people saying the power of christ compels you.
We need to either drink and not go to waffle house or go to waffle house and not drink. I need to know which is causing these shits.
THAT WAS PROBABLY MY ONE CHANCE TO SLEEP WITH A MAN NAMED BORIS AND YOU RUINED IT.
PLAN B IS EXPENSIVE ON A $50 A WEEK BUDGET.
I send out my deepest condolences for seeing my ass last night.
Old men love us. For they have fine taste and disturbing minds.
Dude, chad is laying across the room, violently, passionately, pornographicly eating something and I seriously think the 'some thing' is fighting back.
So do you want to hear how I got the hickey first, or how I got the black eye?
If we're single and alone together, the fuck angels shall sing upon our nude bodies.
Gotta wait until my full time offer is confirmed before I try to fuck the mid level manager
when in doubt, mount your coworker in the staff room.
did you call me last night and say you were being kidnapped?
Come by so you can take a pregnancy test with me. It's like my monthly ritual!
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