Like worst hickies ever he always gives them like wtf
don't go back without me... they'll know i'm pooping.
ppl dont tell me stories about anal. apparently im not a tell-me-stories-about-anal kind of person
Its where this guy sticks a jar up his ass. Be prepared to be suspended between vomiting and cheering.
how soon is too soon to introduce handcuffs into a relationship?
I feel that my census will not be the first census submitted soaked in beer
I was working er so they smashed a vodka bottle over dan's head so they'd have an excuse to visit
we walked in to her beating him with a broom while he was trying to sweep ramen into a box. there were packing peanuts everywhere.
were drug buddies, doing lines off her ass is just a bonus
...Just between you and me I just did Olympic grade ribbon dancing with toilet paper in the bar bathroom.
I don't even care that his girlfriend will be there. Us hooking up is a tradition and she will NOT ruin it.
No! Last time I got hit with a beer bottle
Haha, Tuesday man
I think I have to break up with him. I just cried, not moaned, screamed, etc, cried, with tears of sadness and disappointment when I came.
Yo, I totally had forgotten you were CA. Thank you for making my life easier with modern medicine.
Gotta go, there’s a chick at my door that wants to give me head
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