Did you know even strippers have to have GED's these days??
At least you weren't that one girl in the bar that was letting everyone draw on her in sharpie. Worst decision I've ever witnessed.
This is the third time that ive slept with him. He bought me more milk. I can feel the romance growing.
No. More. Tequila. Even the hot dog guy felt bad for me and you know that guy has seen some crazy shit.
I'm making him come over again tonight. I don't know how long this thing will last so I want to spend as much time with his dick as possible.
Haha, maybe if he wasn't dressed up like Kimmy Gibler he could give her the D
Thanks to that wedding, I got to use the term "finger bang" more than I have since high school.
I'm going through what feels like a break up with beer. I'm emotionally distraught from it's lack of presence.
I know but at least you've never been asked to have sex dressed up like Catwoman
Bro i pulled the fucking willy wonkas gold ticket of ratchets the other night this chick was a real treat god bless her
im watching blue is the warmest color at the music box and this dude is literally masturbating 3 feet in front of me
Why were you twerking to, "The Wheels on the Bus"?
Literally had sex in his grow room under a plant.. ganja queen .
you were peeing in her backyard and some dude came outside and looked at you and was like "thats not a pee spot" and you said "well it is now" then i joined you. Forever poppin squats <3
I remember waking up on the bathroom floor and seeing my teeth behind the toilet
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