My mom foundout about my dui nd just called me to come home. I just took acid like 30 min ago. Wht should i do?
Any of you guys fuck a 16 year old again? Because our front yard got fucked over high school style.
Red Bull/Vodka? You bet I'm showing everyone my penis tonight.
That should be a holiday. like easter. but bulges instead of baskets
The album was titled "Best Night Ever" until she found out she was preggers and switched it to "God Punishes Sluts"
Haha im Trying. This detox stuff tastes nasty. It's bad when the only thing that came to mind when i took the first sip was how good it would be with Vodka
Why wouldn't u just let me ride the washing machine
He tried to say the picture wasn't him. Like I'd forget his curved boner.
There is no way that a naked man in your kitchen can be explained-away as a "misunderstanding."
I know what you meant. If you want babies in time for your birthday, we gonna need either a time machine or a ski mask.
That tingly feeling you're experiencing in your lady parts is my mustache. All the ladies of America are waking up feeling the same thing. You're welcome.
Is posting a pic on insta of my previously dyed blue pubes socially acceptable?
I swear to God if you fuck my cousin I will fuck your dad.
Gotta love college... Pregamed for my 8:30 flight home this morning and gave the flight attendants all high fives when I got on the plane. Best ride of my life.
shes rolling around in the floor yelling my vagina hates me
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