she quoted hannah montana in her facebook status. i will never be speaking to her in person again.
I've been watching too much manswers. Cuz i know scissoring doesn't work on a motorcycle.
I just noticed that when I sneeze...my nipples get hard.
He puts stickers to promote his new shirt company in every sack he sells. He's like the donald trump of weed
super high. so of course there was a shoot out at the bank. there are 20 cop cars no lie. if i make it out of this i will never smoke again
Pretty sure a homeless guy just told me to 'lick his balls clean' because I looked at him.
So I'm trying to figure out if starting the day running around the quad in a black t-shirt and bikini w/ a drawn on mustache is a good way to start the day...
I didnt say frisky time, just alone time, to chat, or watch a show, or stare into one anothers eyes, or souls, or asses, whatever you straight people do
Now that weed is legalized There needs to be reusable bags for people to pick up with. All this plastic is so bad for the environment and a waste
You texted me a picture of your face along with #help
Your brother's naked in the courtyard again. Just a head's up.
well at least you didn't have your nipples chewed last night
My vagina is no longer accepting new clients.
I yelled at the cab driver to slow down because my unborn children live here, and pointed to my uterus. I think my message was lost in translation though because he immediately offered me his card...
Got 3360 Shoppers points for buying Plan B. I guess this all worked out for the best.
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