his facebook status quotes britney spears so there is always that
he fingered my asshole thinking it was my vag...I couldn't bring myself to tell him, mostly from shame for me and pity for him
Just saw a man in a wheel chair using his feet to push himself backwards through a crosswalk... good morning Atlanta
Mission leave-the-puke-on-the-floor-til-the-dog-eats-it completed. I work smarter not harder
He asked the clerk if they sell a penis-shaped brander.
Under someone's bed. Not sure whose. I think they're sleeping in it.
Believe me. As soon as the boss man is out the door. I am on my way to wow your vagina with my horse-like attributes.
Yea he called the cop officer fonzarelli and asked him if he was mad because happy days was off the air. Boom, beaten and arrested
So heartbroken my rebound has a rebound
Landen experienced Greenville for the first time last night. He was awaken by 2 cops and 4 EMS guys this morning in the bed of that truck that is for sale at the swashbuckler carwash, said he was trying to walk to waffle house... Greenville- 1, Landen- 0
Well, he hasn't actually seen me naked. Just my boobs... and the left side of my vagina.
Explain to me how we're not being documented on? A gynecologist I saw two times 8 years ago popped up on my people you may know list on fb. What in the actual fuck?
Go have a frustration cry and get over it
i just turned on my printer and found 10 pounds of german chocolate inside. i think i found where you hid your candy last night
The cure for a hangover evidently is not walking around in a costume in the sun towards of park of screaming children
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