Dude, don't freak out but the girl who stuck the hair brush in her ass is here. I can't look her in the eye!!
if hell is full of stilettos, fake tans, bleached hair, overused make-up, drawn out s's and blatent bitchiness, then i'm in hell right now.
Lol welcome to greek life
theyre just this beautiful family of functioning alcoholics. i want them to adopt me.
Being college poor has reached a new low. I am giving up on masturbating so i can save money on toilet paper
I've never heard of anyone celebrating the holidays with a fuck buddies family before.
....I'll be expecting my trophy when I return.
He said I was the "egg mcmuffin" of blowjobs. I'm flattered.
I was short on money so I let my roommate mase me for $60
His IQ level must rival that of a comatosed aardvark.
Lead with your genitals is the best advice I can give you.
I took so my adderall all I can do is lie on my floor and stare too hard at my hedgehog. He has 42 spines in the dark spot on his shoulder btw.
Half way through sex he whispered in my ear, " your the second best I've ever had" then proceeded to tell me to sit on his face.
Yeah, but he has adorable dimples and dimples talk me into things.
FUCK and YOU. times 10. To infinity and beyond. You bastard. Worst. Cockblock. Ever. I'm going to nail your sister.
If I don't answer right away it's because I took an Adderall and the fridge needs cleaned.
My eye was non-stop itchy for like an hour... I thought burying my face in your ass caught up with me
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