And people are going to start dressing like that in public, it's just ridiculous, the goths and now the GAGAs
I am tired of kissing girls with mustaches.
Pizza is the life boat of my drunk Titanic
Eating meat and looking at porn while roommate is at church for Ash Wednesday. Win.
I need some transition time from spring break.. can we day drink between classes this week?
I didn't realize how much I missed him until his balls were back in my mouth..
I think my penis ruined a perfectly good friendship.
if she didnt wantt to be febrezed, she shouldnt have smelled so desperate.
I. Put. Them. Back. We are NOT making a habit of jail visits.
So I saw her today...and it was weird...she is just like not pregnant anymore.
Dude...how high are you? of course she isnt pregnant anymore...thats what happens when you give birth
Never play truth or dare with a girl who carries a dildo in her purse. I'll never go to a Denny's again.
I'm tired of the topic. I sent him a pic of my vagina to change it.
All I remember is that I was trying to call my wolf pack by howling.
Do you ever wake up and realize playing beer pong with your parents wasnt a dream? Your mom really beat you
And then there was cum in my hair and he was making beans.
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