Did you know they have alcohol AND weed delivery in Canada??? I'm not EVER coming home
Pray the makeout fairy visits me this weekend.
I don't remember. I remember laying in the trunk of a car. For hours.
Nothing like a marijuana chart of usage in each country to make me understand math.
If you could come over after class and poke me with a stick to see if im still alive id really appreciate it
Jsyk, in serious talks of trading blowjobs for soup in bed. I'm sober
Huh interesting. Well thats too bad. Did he catch on?
I doubt it. After sex he sat there naked until the episode of fresh prince (which had JUST started) was over.
Blow job season was short but glorious.
it's like his dick is making a u-turn.
If there's one thing I learned yesterday, it's that if I really wanted to I could be mayor of Toronto.
Dude you spoke to a girl about CRICKET. She MUST want sex
Stop sending me pictures of you naked. This violates the friend zone agreement.
MY GOD DAMN TV STOPS WORKING EVERY TIME I AM THIS FUCKING HIGH. WHY MUST IT TORMENT ME?!
i just used a selfie stick to take an ass pic. i hate myself.
I hope Trump leaves Planned Parenthood alone for at least another month. The week got away from me. #whorelando
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