I'm youtube-ing children's choirs. Am I adorable? Or am I a child predator?
Predator. Straight up.
the whole time he was cumming, he did the joey lawrence WHOA. over and over. WHOA. WHOA. WHOA. WHOA.
If my body was a temple, I pissed all over the front stairs last night..
he drove an hour to get eggs with me not even a blow job, just eggs.
No she had like 2 shots and started ironing her clothes and whispering random shit in my ear
If his smile makes you freak out and drop things imagine what his penis could do
Heard you were the one that shit off Jamie's balcony. FYI there is a cabbie down here out for blood
Imagine Arby's curly fries spiraled around a dick
If it was any colder outside, the frost from my breath would make a mixed drink
The worst part about living in a small town is partying with your pharmacist and then having to buy Plan B from him the next morning.
LIKE ALL I WANT TO CURE MY HANGOVER IS PORKROLL AND LIKE 85% OF THIS COUNTRY DOESN'T KNOW WHAT IT IS
I heard you ran into my sister lastnight. Do you remember making out with her and slapping my uncle?
Tomorrow night, I am putting you In my trunk. No excuses we have waited forever for this.
Sorry again for almost setting you on fire.
how does that bad decision feel?
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