Sorry, I don't speak sober.
now I regret adding my aunt on facebook. she remnded me today on my wall about the importance of checking my stools for blood since I have diaherria.
he is a creepy guy.
yea thats what heroine does to ppl.
my mom noticed the "toothpaste" stain on my tshirt...she repeatedly attempted to get it off by licking her thumb and rubbing it. See Jenn it obviously doesnt taste that bad...
She made me role-play everything from an older prof to a in-patient in need of a medical exam. Yay for cocaine.
when I sang my humps to you I meant it.
He sent me a pic of his Junk. He said it was a Brett Farve valentine.
I love you, but you should know I'll always ditch you for weed.
If you're still on campus there's a jack and coke in the bathroom of fondren science Bldg. Too strong to bring to class.
Please explain why there is a video of you peeing in the Taco Bell bathroom on my phone? Also why did you wink at the end?
If the world ends now I want you to know I was on my favorite toilet fighting the good fight.
I dont even think your gonna like what I got you for christmas. If not we can take it back and get drugs.
You called my nipples compassionate. What does that even mean?
THERE IS A VERY SMALL CHILD YELLING OUTSIDE OF MY DOOR. THE NEXT TIME YOU TELL ME YOUR TOO BIG FOR A CONDOM I'M GOING TO PUNCH YOU IN THE DICK.
I just saw a cat, if i ate those mushrooms 15 minutes earlier i wouldn't have made it to the bar
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