Haha dude youd die if you were here. Girl presenting is defending the new testament and did her report on JESUS. best believe i'm gonna ask some hungover, atheist ass questions
try this...when you orgasm scream his address including city state and zip...
i woke up under my mattress pad with him laying naked next to me and his wwjd bracelet on my nightstand.
nice, that's exactly what jesus would do.
Maybe you should have studied instead of worrying about who is going to have sex with you
She swallowed my jizz and then took a shot of jack daniels and said "chaser." This cant be real life.
I wana party with Kermit the frog, no wait. Fozzy the bear. He's probably a silly bitch when he's drunk.
I really think we need to get on this Charlie Sheen bandwagon
U can find me on my couch hungover eatin tuna evaluating my life
I was told my cock was a religious experience.
This is that think about life weed. Thank god I'm in American lit this semester. I can actually write papers in this vat of introspective stoned.
What part of a retired stonemason dealing with your rock hard cock does not sound like you have the wrong number ?
Is there a classy way to tell him that to thank him for his service I would like to put his dick in my mouth?
"Happy Veterans Day! Now pull down your pants."
She's 90% sass and 10% boobs
roommates are droppin acid, i really should stop them from staring directly at the light bulb, but their giggles are so enchanting.
I can always count on you to keep my boobs honest
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