He said if I blew him first he'd last longer....if 3 minutes is lasting longer, I'm not sure the bj was worth it
Best moment of my life. I just got a text from some random number that said i can't wait to touch you. Her name is kiara and she had the wrong number.
benefit of terrorism--they won't let you buy random one way plane tickets to random parts of the country for no reason nonmatter how high you are.
While we were having sex he told me "this is what you get for not parking my car right" I have never drove his car. He was that kind of weird.
I remember your 21st ending with me driving you home while you insisted making bicycle signals out the car window.
I could end up kidnapped. Or worse, the night will be really awkward.
its been so long even thinking about having a dick inside me makes me sore
I just want to steal his innocence through his penis. I really do.
Go big or go home. i snuck in two beers in my bra. im here to win.
Relationships are fuckin' work. And you can't just up and leave with no questions when you really just need to get home because you're about to shit your pants.
You're so wise.
You motherfucker. I just had an MRI with a penny under my boob.
40s are totally the cure
When your hungover saltines taste like hope...
His balls will have been in my mouth at least once by this time tomorrow.
he's single and there are thong briefs.
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