Do you still have your period?
2 nights ago she wants to see other people, tonight she wants to have a threesome. The GOOD kind of threesome. So... win?
Laughlin, where retired strippers come to die.
We were making out in the bushes when some dude comes and starts peeing beside us.
The liquor store is having an inventory reduction sale. It would be a sin not to stop and help them out.
And we all know God doesn't like sinners.
Amen.
Everyone was high fiveing on their a walks of shame home. God im gonna miss college life
You sent her a pic of your dick with 'guess what you cant have anymore' written on it with a marker.
There's a good chance a guy sucked off my right earring last night
You stuck a chicken finger in that stripper's clevage and said "Keep this warm for me.
Huh. I think I went to highschool with the hooker my neighbor just brought home.
Flaming shots last night. Missing an eye brow. There a connection?
This election needs to be over, im tired of girls asking who im going to vote for mid hookup
So what's the moral standing on reading gay porn on your phone whilst sitting next to your 87 year old Grandma?
I am too high to deal with coming home to 11 naked people in my living room
I'm pretty sure even the managers want me to show up hungover my last day, it would be negligent and disrespectful to do otherwise
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