How many times do you have to sleep with a guy before you get him to kiss you???
i would really appreciate it if you would stop texting my girlfriend.
i would really appreciate it if you would stop cock blocking me.
i decided to cut a 3rd hole in to my snuggie so i could masturbate all the time.. all time low? or genius?
Her boyfriend only talks to me because I know her period schedule
do you think semen can infect my impacted wisdom tooth
His blow is so strong I threw up. Buy it. I'm in nursing school I know what I'm talking about.
I am now trying to reassure her that she doesn't have a wide-set vagina. So thanks, for whatever you said.
Weirdest sensation ever: having your penis fall asleep. It was like tiny hulk hogan was choking it out
We waved. But it was a "let's hook up" wave.
I promised him we could have sex if he would let me take him to the hospital to get stitches.
He started a convo with me by saying that we went to high school together and then recommended I try meth.
No, dude...I agree it's great in theory but I promise you that 80 drunk 21 year old sorority girls together in one room for formal is one of the worst drama filled ideas ever. Ever.
Lets just put it this way. Im meeting his nana after a mind blowing orgasm.
if you were broke and planning on using koolaid as a tequila chaser which flavor would you pick?
Since when do my one night stands start sending you friend requests?
Randomize
