dude, showing up drunk to physics was the best idea ever. I just tripled my participation for the semester. I love st pattys day
He kept screaming "it's so seductive" while he was humping the wall
Update: still drunk enough to get lost in Zellers and to think my reflection was my mother. Awesome day.
just when i thought i had forgotten how badthe sex was he comes across campus solely to say hi
I have the slightest memory of swinging a bag full of condoms over my head...
Solid teamwork gives us a good shout of both bringing home trophy cougs
I just woke up eating some beef jerky with my cat. I think she opened the bag for us.
Not even joking, someone broke into the house to watch porn. The cops are on the way.
I think there is a legit party going on the place we thought was AA
I mean, he drove your car and it burst into flames, if anyone cant be trusted, it's him.
In other news, Justin Bieber has a big dick and that makes me uncomfortable.
I just woke up in the closet wearing nothing but a Santa hat.
Let's not share with anyone else in the apartment of how we simultaneously peed in the kitchen sink last night.....
I love that you put so much thought and effort into your nudes
I don't send half assed nudes. Go big or go home.
I'm just bringing him "breakfast," and breakfast may lead to lunch and dinner, but that doesn't mean I want the mealplan.
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