My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
You stood up and started yelling"Free blow jobs!" because you thought people would like you more.
There's an australian, my relationship has no hope.
It would be like bopping for an apple with my penis but never winning an actual prize. The only thing I would get from it would be the joy from taking part but then regretting it forever more
He just found another high guy at wal-mart. There now friends. His friend is eating a cupcake
he was like the dessert in the all you can eat man buffet that has become my life.
Just so you know you don't have to worry about me picking up any guys tonight. The Hilton is hosting guests from the North American Gay Volleyball Association and the Comic Palooza
Hey, this is a mass text. I have a hospital bill from November, and I don't know from what. Did anyone bring me to the hospital on a drunken night that I don't remember...?
Any formal decision about whether we're planning to objectify naked women with daddy issues tonight?
It started out as friends with benefits and now I'm picking up her kids from daycare...what has happened to me
He said he's in to distance fucking. I thought he just mean long durations. We fucked on a towel all the way down his tile hallway accross his kitchen and into the living room
I just fell down my stairs, guess that's how my sunday is gonna go
I'm trying to fuck him and feed him. I don't understand why it isn't working.
If I hear you use the phrase "silky soft scrotum" one more time I swear to God you'll regret it
I think I may have just hit a new slutty low! ..... Just purchased the Costco pack of condoms... $9.99/48 pack = amazing deal! The judgement when I bust out the value pack = priceless!!!
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