Lol i'z typing this with my 962 nose
962=my?
Yeah.i
is wine microwaveable?
we could easily be the first people to smoke 3 bowls and pound a Four Loco before goin on a tour of the Tillamook cheese factory
Well, according to foursquare I checked in "@under the bushes" at 3:27am. This could explain some things.
We gave a starfish gin and Lucky Charms. I think it enjoyed it. Best trip to the beach ever.
We started playin just the tip, then shit got crazy
Ugh did we play golf last night and did you by chance hit my head with a club or a ball?
We got back from the bar and started watching bizzare foods, which subsequently led to the consumption of large amounts of rancid lunch meat and small insects.
The water at the venue tasted HORRIBLE so I just kept drinking booze. It was like the medievals.
I completely forgot about the posting of partying pics shortly after adding my gma my dad was like grandma says your all over fb but she doesn't know how to use it. Of course I'm all over her fb. She's got 6 friends I am her newsfeed
All I can think about are the cheese it's on my desk at work this morning. Like are those apologetic cheese it's or does he seriously think he still has a shot..
New war strategy! The ex-girlfriend of my ex-girlfriend is now my twice a week booty call!
He just stays over and makes naked pancakes in the morning
There are no winners in a lube eating competition.
its like probably shouldnt be sending pics of your asshole to strangers who work in the same building as you
Randomize
