smell like capt'n and strawberry champagne
i'm sick of taking my pants off and seeing a look of disappointment on the girls face. i want her to be frigthened
I think men at large are the problem in most or all relationships. It's like trying to drag a three-legged retarded puppy through an obstacle course
Kind of a slow process. Played 9 holes with her yesterday. Wish one of them was hers
Nothing kills the mood more than a jesus song.
I can't even teach it... It's just natural slutyness.. My mom has it too
Just saw a woman walking a golden retriever and a vacuum down the road. I miss downtown.
Omg he's telling my parents stories about him doing jaagerbombs ... Lord help me
She gets me. First thing she said this morning "I'll buy breakfast if you can tell me my name."
Woke up with a raging boner...good feeling abt this trial
Finished my senior thesis. How am I celebrating you ask? By drinking gas station white zif out of an empty candle holder by myself. I fucking deserve to graduate.
Took me 10 minutes of oral to finally get him hard for like 30 seconds of sex until he came and passed out. Def not worth the ROI.
Funny, 'cause his story is it went great. He faked passing out so he wouldn't have to do anything in return.
And, omg, my eyelids are on fire. I think the internet let me down. :(
It's shark week go big or go home
... why is there baby oil , black socks and frozen hot dogs in the sink this morning ?
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