omg this kid i'm babysitting is making a penis out of playdough ahhhh.
He just rolled me a 'baby penis' as opposed to his 'big boy' penis that he crafted...he just demanded that I roll him a penis.
You should've come with us, we're at Home Depot looking for men.
You went to church with your boobs hanging out?
Theyr'e a gift from god, I figured I should show him i'm using them well.
Apparently I confessed my love for him last night. Also, my love for cash4gold commercials.
Nypd just made jon and hayes chug their forties.
He's. Duct. Taping. His. Phone. To. The. Wall.
ya i guess you have to take things with a grain of salt in a place where nipple clamps are the norm..
You me handle of captain and a sorostitute study sesh, if we don't get laid mancards must be relinquished
some how during sex we caught an ENTIRE pillow on fire. A WHOLE PILLOW.
He sent me a pic stitch collage of all the tit pics I had sexted him this month. It was so sweet!
She's 90% sass and 10% boobs
ya I went to the grocery store literally just for cheese and condoms
I like shiny stuff tho if that’s an emotion
The room got awkwardly silent right as i yelled "leave him alone! I know plenty of straight guys who like to suck dick!"
If I say I hate myself for it does it make it any better?
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