Heard it's your birthday. I can't send pictures, but go ahead and imagine my balls.
We should be called the Road Head Warriors
I feel like our bond is deeper now that we're both sleeping with married men. now we're really bffls
he was CRYING into my vagina
Buying $100 worth of beef jerkey sounded like a terrific idea last night.
tried unsuccessfully for 10 minutes to do bong hits while wearing glow in the dark vampire fangs before realizing air was getting out of the sides of my mouth
at least franzia made me throw up pretty colors.
btw i have an angry voicemail of you yelling at me to get you a sandwich or die.
She got stuck in the front door. She never told me how or why.
Just got blown in a rental car. I need to get rear ended more often
What goes on in that head of yours?
Gay sex, for the most part. Why?
I'm tellin ya, let the nipple get some air, they'll hire u on the spot, lawyers love a little nip
Thought about you all night last night, then I fucked the shit out of my boyfriend. Win win for me.
Google imaged your anal issues. Seems fuckable still.
I should've negotiated that before I sat on his face.
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