I forgot to tell you. I'm at a porno shoot today.
I am going to invent a chocolate mix for sperm.
There needs to be a term for a female version of a rusty trombone
the next morning i told him i was impressed that he remembered my name. he said it wasn't that hard when "tracy
Are you for fucking real.? He divorced me just because he got a fucking girlfriend.?!
she gave me a disgusted look and asked how i could live with myself. because i havent seen the rocky horror picture show. and then dumped me.
Well then I realized I had a bigger problem when I woke up a long board.
Because when I say 'You shouldn't drink anymore', she hears, 'I personally challenge you to chug 3 more mixed drinks'
nothing like baby laughter to ruin a masturbation moment
This guy just asked me to stab his arm with my keys to make sure he wasn't dying.
Well his ex just grabbed his dick and told him yep Ill call u later
Did you leave ur panties in the sink?
Kitchen or bathroom?
I explained to him that me turning straight is a once a year thing. And this boy just happens to be the chosen one.
Sorry. Im too sleepy to penis.
Our son just found our secret Sex Dungeon that is no longer hidden in our basement. He brought his Xbox and the TV down there he is currently sitting in the sex swing playing video games. What do I do?
Randomize
