So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
the ***** family is living proof that there are no more lifeguards in the humen gene pool
My gyno actually laughed when I told her about his penis size.
I dont ever wanna see you tell my little brother to "spread the seed" ever again
i hate when u poo a lot and when u wipe theres no poopy residue on the TP. it makes me feel like my butt hole is hiding something from me. just had 2tell sum1.
It's almost like sex with her has gotten boring... like it's still good, but the creativity is lacking... it's times like these that i wish she still wanted me to gag her
That would explain his violent outburst while watching barefoot contessa...
matt and i tucked you in... you REFUSED to move your head from under the bed.
Do you remember calling me a cuntasaurus rex last night?
My mom wants to know what to send you in a care package. She used cat emojis, so you know it's serious
Hey where the fuck is the rest of my beer? Lets start this day off right
She just sent me a message. It's a poem, about eternal love, that she wrote, about us. Just because I took her home two nights - doesn't mean it's eternal love.
I thought one was bad but really there are two woman stupid enough to marry our brother...unreal
THERE ARE LEGITLY 4 SEPARATE BITE MARKS ON MY DICK. WHAT. THE. FUCK.
Legitimately*
Go fuck yourself
you were huddled over the toilet, throwing up, and every few seconds you'd look up and say "this is such a waste of vodka" then put your head back down and start puking again
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