Good. You are like the clit whisperer.
Not gonna happen. She just told me she puts glitter over the mole on her nose to make it look like a piercing.
i jus got home and totaly forgot i had nut all over the back of my shirt
..im mad u rememberd about that
just chugged some gatorade and threw it up. todays gonna be awesome
Your tequila is gone. I suggest you bring more home before you go out for dinner. Money is taped to mailbox.
Hate the very realistic pregnancy dreams. Like my dream when I birthed the pirate ships. SO REAL...
There was a photo of his face glued to a lifesize Kim Kardashian cutout. By the end of the night he was doing shots out of medicine cups and making everybody hug it goodbye.
Just had flashback to me showering u with stir fry as u rythed on the floor
We are not in a rock band. We can't continue living like this.
shes wearing an ankle tracker so she should be easy to find
I am too high to deal with coming home to 11 naked people in my living room
His dick was so bent it was like fucking captain hook's hand for 2 hours
GET ME OUT OF HERE THE DOCTOR KNOWS HE IS JUDGING ME I DEMAND A PRISON BREAK
he taught all the little kids to ski. it was stupid hot. i'm pretty sure my ovaries exploded.
they call themselves the foursome.. thats def means they're up for one right?
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