Some guy on the train just glared at me. So I'm drinking tequilla out of a dixie cup. Go fuck yourself.
I drowning out her crying with songs from the Beatles it's good for us both. She relives her 30s and i dont have to hear her cry
I don't even have to sign up for karaoke at duncans anymore. The karaoke ppl just sign me up themselves. Without my consent. I also sang stacys mom to some lady named Stacy who's mom died yesterday.
All I remember is holding on to the elevator asking it politely to stop spinning
I kind of want you to get arrested just so I could frame an avatar mugshot.
any interest in drunk sledding later? if not, any interest in driving me to the hospital later?
We have 10 gallons of home brew. And james has an amazonian blow dart weapon that sticks in bags and the wall. Come over
There were slices of bread pasted to the wall with peanut butter this morning. I don't want to know
I feel like I just gave a blowjob to a freight train.
You asked me if you had to go downstairs to get upstairs. And then you forgot where you were.
Whore are you.
Is that a Yoda insult or are you asking me where I am?
Yes.
Hold on - sidebar. My best friend just threw a 40 pack of condoms through my window.
On another note I never thought having a drug addicted stalker would prove useful
There's a dude wearing a banana suit at the house across the street....
Fun FACT Saturday: Semen is great for my acid reflux
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