My mouth tastes like defeat. Did he at least have money?
even a "fuck you" would be nice at this point.
I'm afraid that if I tell my sister I think Zachary Quinto is gay I'll have to put her on suicide watch for the next week or so
So you have no knowledge as to why I am hearing loud repetitive mooing from next door?
this is not okay. even my mom refers to me as a sorostitute.
She alternated between blowing me and feeding me bites of the sandwich she made for me.
That's cause you yelled across the parking lot you wanted to eat her out
Just think. Tomorrow you'll wake up, shower, and get your brains fucked out. That's your ice cream. Today is your peas and carrots.
We could be the people that go there! Shuffleboard n shit. Meet strippers.
You had me at shuffleboard and strippers
we are still finding bottels filled with his pee. tom almost drank the one in the frig
Hi future me, I saved you a big mac under the bed.
Just got biofeeze on my vag. Weirdest sensation everrr. Can't decide if I want to cum or cry
I now have a other guy willing to drive 3 hours for my vagina. At my next gyno appointment I'm asking her if there's cocaine in there.
I smoked all his weed and he hasn't noticed yet. But I might need a place to crash when he does
you poured beer in your mouth so you could be a beer pong cup for her to drink out of/make out with
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