I'm already going to be stripping so like pretty much you would just be watching me. Also we're watching twilight. again.
maybe all of them together would equal one normal sized dick.
So guy #2, the dancer, is programmed into my phone under the name H.uy. His number- 11 digits. I should have stopped drinking.
what is the aproppriate waiting time between having sex and playing super Mario brothers
6 min
Just spent 3 hours on the Mcdonalds website. I don't know what to do with myself now that college is over.
lets just say that i have already today: gotten drunk, got in a fight, got stranded an hour away from home, found a ride, sobered up, and slept. woken back up, and here i am. its been a long day. Day drinking is bad for friendships.
Your panties and toothbrush are in your mailbox. just not ready to be with anyone serious. take care.
well you're talking about the girl who after 4 years, several relationships and several fuck buddies, has yet to have sex in an actual bed
I can't believe he let me cut his hair as stoned as I was.. I think I even cut my own hair too
Just got outta the drunk tank! Happy 21st birthday!
Did i tell you that he's legal and i got his number? Because he's legal and i got his number. THIS BITCH AIN'T GOING TO JAIL YET
I HAVE to find her. I've got a pretty decent pic of her footprint on my headboard. Wonder if I can get one of the podiatry majors to help?
Yea I almost drowned giving a BJ in the shower once
If you send me one more .gif of that fumble, I will make the 10 hour drive just to set you on fire.
Oh hello Jordan's parents, I'm here to have sex with your son. He's in the shower? Oh great, I'll join him
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