one word: firstdatebathroomanal
the crunchwrap supreme is the def leppard of the taco bell menu
which is why it's clearly superior
He was so confused why there was a string hanging out of my vagina.
the next morning i told him i was impressed that he remembered my name. he said it wasn't that hard when "tracy
Nothing says Christmas like gin and tears.
the amount of blow i got, New years should last a week.
You can buy vodka at target here.. Maybe Missouri isn't so bad after all
By the power invested in me, I now pronounce your taco to be meaty. Meaty taco meaty taco meaty meaty meaty taco.
Your French couch surfers have just started playing flip cup with old crow. Basically you need to come back here
Okay I take that back some girl just said pussy sweat. Get me outta here
She said I'm so hungry I could eat a dick and winked at me
It's the kinda thing that makes you wanna buy a rainbow flag and fight republicans and kiss girls
Is Facebook telling the truth about your nipples?!
my boobs just made me lose a game of beer pong. the balls hit them, bounced off and into the cup. twice. ive never been so disappointed in them.
I woke up and he already had a joint rolled waiting next to the bed. Love.
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