It went from "haha, this will be funny" to "full blown anime porn fetish"
it glows. i had to have it.
THAT stays in the CAR. And if one fucking person who was NOT in the car brings it up, I will KILL you. Thank you.
..So we should take it off Youtube?
I feel like banging her is an expected thing. But banging you would be like getting a 36 on the ACT.
It's official. I am the girl who threw up in the library. Hangovers and midterms do not mix.
Thanks be to the Goddess of Whores!! I straightened my bed before Ken got here. Found Calvin's boxers in the sheets!!!!
her tits were more amazing then brown bears with armor and guns that fire bullets of Justice that destroys inequality.
Winning the lottery was the best thing that ever happened to my penis.
Greatest pickup line ever: "We are out celebrating winning the lottery."
I'm told I threw my cigarettes at the TV one by one Shouting about the cast of Community.
WHY WOULD YOU SWIPE RIGHT???!!!!!
The same reason I ordered and ate almost an entire pizza last night
My good Christian morals say no, but my complete disregard of anything related to religion says yes
I'm worried about us. We are almost 30 and we still drink jaeger bombs till we black out. Wait, no I'm not. I'm excited about us.
Aww you are cute. With your penis. And failures.
maybe you should have closed the porn before you gave the professor your computer to hook up to the projector?
oh what is to come when my single life starts with a threesome?
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