Oral text is very safe with the right protection.
we made out on top of his cat.
hey my socially awkward cousin is our designated driver for summer, we just have to put up with her wierd shit.
Since when does sleeping with your RA not result in free meal swipes? I feel so tricked...
The sun is so bright. Whhyyyyy. EYES ARE DEAD.
Teasing with taco bell is not funny. High or sober.
EVERY guy that's EVER been in my vagina has texted me tonight for a booty call. Narrow it down to the greatest hits or just work in timeline order?
sleeping in bed with your booty calls married sister...you're the stuff heroes are made of.
Screw them and thier engaged asses. I've got liquor to drink and boys I don't know to make out with.
We had sex to beyonce's "drunk in love" and then he order me pizza. It was perf
I just sneezed and margarita mix and ash came out of my nose. I love jersey
I don't want my liquor store dad to judge me...
She was just trying to do dick voodoo. Pretty standard stuff.
He ain't mine yet. Gotta have a third date before I pee on him and mark territory.
Oh. Wait. That happened on the second date.
Starting to realize that fucking everyone I come across isn't the most... "adult"... coping method.
Randomize
