David Carradine died? Should I be thinking about this 10 min before my interview?
Haha just ref him when they ask a questin about kung fu which they will since ur Asian
Please tell me how I woke up out in the middle of nowhere wearing nothing but a hard hat and a man thong?
Its like im going on a blind date, but ive already had sex with her
Being a responsible DD does not include attempting to coordinate a 4 taxi caravan to bar #3
We did nothing beneficial to ourselves, or our country last night.
I'm at a party with half naked strippers driving in a little kids battery powered mustang around a stipper pole in his bedroom
I found out that they tried to reenact the Snooki drop by using a jump rope and the banister. Pictures say it all.
No, "because my penis told me to" is not an acceptable answer to that question
thanks for paying me in special brownies...but brownies dont pay the rent...anymore.
Some idiot from high school is in the hospital for bonging three beers up his ass
He should have died. Natural selection.
i'm soo broke, the only trip i can afford for spring break is acid
but I'll probably watch some porn later so it's not a complete waste of a Saturday night.
OMG -- There are strippers in the bathroom crying because their power moves aren't good enough to win the competition
HOW CAN YOU EXPECT ME TO KEEP YOUR SECRETS IF YOU KEEP ON TELLING ME THEM.
No we didn't fuck. He picked me up I asked where we were going and he said "I don't know if you've ever heard of a little place called Denny's?" He was completely serious. I told him to stop the car and I got out and called Jack.
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