I'd be more interested in girls if they were more interested in anal.
he said i was chugging vodka in the parking lot, gave my # to a married man, started a food fight, and passed out at the bar. how could he NOT consider that a good first date???
My teachers should feel privileged to see me this morning, after the amount of alcohol I consumed last night.
Being a responsible DD does not include attempting to coordinate a 4 taxi caravan to bar #3
This is the time you want your cat to have telepathy with you. To know if the guy downstairs left.
we didnt even make it to the club...the two of us were sharing a plastc bag in the taxi puking into it.
A shower wasnt enough to wash off the shame but at least it took care off the blood.
Ha, I bet. You tipped the waitress like 10 bucks for a glass of water.
In your defense, I really thought capturing that alligator would have been a lot more awesome and a lot less tragic.
RIP Mr Bojangles.
its been so long even thinking about having a dick inside me makes me sore
Somehow I got food poisoning AND alcohol poisoning in the same night. Its like everything I love is trying to kill me. I'm waiting for my tv to make its move.
I'm going to call you, don't answer. Need to practice moaning to your answering machine again
In the pie chart of my life, she is a huge part of why I drink.
I wore wrist and ankle weights while we had sex. Does that count as working out?
Nice classy night out before we roll our faces off
Randomize
