I'm at work and it's 1:30. I need a beer. is that bad?
Welcome to every minute of my life.
i hate that you can chart my weight gain through my facebook pictures.
so I just used the H1N1 mask my mom gave me for college to hold in a bong hit longer... god I love orientation week
I just smoked a bowl while riding a horse. This has been a productive vacation.
I found out why we traded puke covered dresses in the bathroom.
the "its better than getting an actual virus from an actual porn star" argument failed.
my hip hurts so fuckin bad. and I just found a half eaten burrito in my nightstand drawer.
Two things: Why did I wake up in a pool of blood? And am I still invited to the wedding?
No idea. And yes be here at 4
Just got outta the drunk tank! Happy 21st birthday!
Don't judge them too harshly for getting kicked out of a strip club. Happens to the best of us.
You are the coolest girlfriend ever.
They used the ice bucket from their room to drink beer from and called it the "Holy Grail"
I can't find a song to express how gay I'm feeling.
Im watching animal planet drunk, watching a documentary on mermaids. Tonight has not gone to waste.
Wtf happened last night
You traded your bra for a shot so I'd say you probably don't wanna know
You just kept yelling GET YOUR SKATES ON, BITCHES. WE'RE GOING STREAKING.
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